a perfect day for bananafish

a perfect day for bananafish

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a perfect day for bananafish
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Froyo & Bernhard Willhelm

Froyo & Bernhard Willhelm

It's simple: eat salad, write short story, shave legs

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Mar 16, 2025
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I had three things on my to-do list today: eat salad, write short story, shave legs. Did I eat salad? No. I ate a perverse frozen yogurt: peanut butter froyo with sour gummy worms, popping boba, and Reese’s Pieces. What happened today, premenstrually speaking, can never happen again.

They don’t have fresh strawberries at these places anymore. MAHA!!!

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